The stupidest lyrics in rock 'n' roll history


You don't have to go far to find songs with really stupid lyrics, but you know what, that doesn't mean the song is bad. So here's three songs that I really like, even if the lyrics are absolutely bonkers.

In third place, Ca Plane Pour Moi, by Plastic Bertrand, and even when you translate the lyrics, they’re stupid. But it’s a great song.

Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi

In second place, Mama Weer all Crazee Now, by Slade. Also a great song.

Slade - Mama Weer All Crazee Now

And the winner is Metal Health, by Quiet Riot, with the dumbest lyrics ever, but it’s an amazing song. I love it!

Quiet Riot - Metal Health


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